Twisted Lister

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This page is reserved for individuals who have been diagnosed, either by themselves or their friends and acquaintances, as looking at the world from a slightly different angle than what most might consider "normal." If you feel this does not apply to you, quickly hit the "back button" on your web browser before your sensibilities are irreparably damaged. By continuing, you acknowledge your strange outlook on life and release the Globe-Guardian from any and all responsibility for resultant psychological aberrations.

As always, remember that you have been warned. Scroll down if, and only if, you are absolutely certain that you have the prerequisite personality traits needed to go on.

Rejected Children's Book Titles

Things You Hear Just Before the Fun Stops and Somebody Loses an Eye!

Cliché Combos

Roadkill Recipes

Snappy Comebacks

Sloganis Veritas

Million Dollar Questions

Light Reading

Stupid Is As Stupid Does