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This page is reserved for individuals who have been diagnosed,
either by themselves or their friends and acquaintances, as looking at the world from a
slightly different angle than what most might consider "normal." If you feel
this does not apply to you, quickly hit the "back button" on your web browser
before your sensibilities are irreparably damaged. By continuing, you acknowledge your
strange outlook on life and release the Globe-Guardian from any and all responsibility for
resultant psychological aberrations.
As always, remember that you have been warned.
Scroll down if, and only if, you are absolutely certain
that you have the prerequisite personality traits needed to go on.