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"Today's Collective Wants To Join You"
Dear Former Drone, Hi! How have you been? Bet you haven't thought much about us since you've been out on your own, right? Not in a good way, that is. We just thought you would like to know that we've formed the Borg Alumni Association, and we're actively reaching out to former Borg who have left the Collective and returned to their individual lives. Admit it, you miss the Hive Mind, just a little bit, don't you? Couldn't you use a little break from all that daily decision making? Are we talking reassimilation here? No, absolutely not! Today's Borg is a friendlier, happier species. We no longer see resistance as futile. Our encounters with the Federation and Species 8472 have made us realize that adding the unique cultural aspects and technologies of other species to our own at every opportunity is sometimes the less than politically correct thing to do. Our standard first contact message has been changed to reflect our attitude adjustment. In case you haven't seen one of our new subspace video commercials, it goes: "We are the Borg. Get to know us. Assimilation is an option." Well, enough droning on. Did I mention that we are also actively working on our sense of humor? I would really like you to consider joining the BAA. We offer many benefits not available to the general galactic population, including deep discounts on popular magazines and two-for-one meal deals at fine restaurants. We also offer an exceptionally affordable insurance policy which extends the warranties of any permanent Borg implants you may still have. Hey, if things go wrong, why not go to the people who know your attachments best? How about getting in touch with one of ambassador drones today? I look forward to hearing from you soon. Please comply. Collectively yours, One
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