Hey! Watch me juggle these steak knives!
Buddy, toss me that sharp stick.
I'm running with scissors! I'm running with scissors!
Let's play a game of "catch the icicle."
You've been fussing with that champagne bottle cork for five minutes.
Here, let an expert take a look at it.
Dude, check out the sun through my new telescope.
Look, an old hornet nest. Let's take a peek inside.
Timmy, stop dropping marbles into the fan.
I'm sorry, Mr. Monocular, you're right optic nerve is not Y2K
compliant.
Drat! I've jammed the paper shredder with my letter opener. Maybe if
I hit the "reverse" button...
Merry Christmas, Ralphie. Here's your new Genuine Red Ryder Carbine
Action Two Hundred Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Rifle.
Mom! Freddie loaded his squirt gun with drain cleaner!