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Rejected Children's Book Titles

button.gif (969 bytes) Your First Day at School and Why You'll Never Come Home Again

button.gif (969 bytes) Let's Unfasten Our Seat Belts and Slam on the Brakes

button.gif (969 bytes) You Can Make a Plastic Bag Space Helmet

button.gif (969 bytes) Good Night, Closet Monster; Goodbye, Honey

button.gif (969 bytes) Daddy Makes a Quicksand Box

button.gif (969 bytes) Huffin' and Puffin' Aerosol Fun

button.gif (969 bytes) Little Hands, Big Toasters

button.gif (969 bytes) Lost Children for Sale

button.gif (969 bytes) Hairdryers and Other Bathtime Toys

button.gif (969 bytes) Discovering What Makes Mr. Lawnmower Roar

button.gif (969 bytes) Pesticide Dessert Toppings

button.gif (969 bytes) Your First Picture Book: Reading is for Losers

button.gif (969 bytes) Horton Hears an Expletive

button.gif (969 bytes) Freeway Dodgeball: The Official Kindergarten Rules

button.gif (969 bytes) When Kevin Put Kitty in the Trash Compactor

button.gif (969 bytes) The Really Bad Day--Mommy Put Her Head in the Oven

button.gif (969 bytes) Playing with Household Solvents

button.gif (969 bytes) Fun Experiments with Fire

button.gif (969 bytes) Megan & Heather's Shoplifting Adventures

button.gif (969 bytes) Take a Walk Down the Railroad Tracks with Me

button.gif (969 bytes) Christmas in the Substance Abuse Center

button.gif (969 bytes) I Grew Up in a Casino.

button.gif (969 bytes) Why is Uncle Dave in Bed with Mommy?

button.gif (969 bytes) That Burner's Not Hot! (And Other Jokes You Can Play on Your Pals)

button.gif (969 bytes) Santa Claus is a Big Fat Fake (And Other Lies We Told You)


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