Volume XI
Issue 9
September 2008

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ISSN: 1525-6316

Does Size Matter? (Part II)
QuestionWhy do I see so many sport utility vehicles on the road? Aren't manufacturers making cars and pickup trucks anymore?
AnswerMan:
Questions of mutation. Yes, genuine sedans are still rolling off the ends of automotive assembly lines. However, to meet rising consumer demand, more car makers are now converting existing car and pickup models into "crossover" SUVs (think SUV-lite). The former Ford Contour, for example, has been transformed into the larger, more powerful, less fuel-efficient Ford Escape. Thus, you are really still seeing a lot of cars and pickup trucks on the roads, only some have been cleverly disguised as SUVs.
    While this is bad news for the environment and gas pump prices, it may be good news for you. For those still brave enough to go head-to-head with SUVs on the nation's highways, American conformists flocking to SUV showrooms are trading in a nice selection of oftentimes late-model cars and pickups. 

Where the Rubber Meets the SUV
Q:
Are Firestone and Ford too busy pointing fingers at each other over these fatal accident statistics to solve the problem? What do you think: Are Firestone tires killing people, or are Ford Explorers killing people?
A:
Really rolling questions. Could be a combination of both. The mystery may be solved by the escalation of the feud between Ford and Firestone's parent company, Bridgestone. With Bridgestone ending a century of tire-selling ties to Ford, consumers can sit back and see if the accident numbers with the Explorer change. For American conformists who simply can't wait to join the SUV crowd, how about going with a nice set of Goodyears on a Honda CR-V? Just remember when you take those curves, a SUV doesn't handle like Lamborghini.

Percentage Projection
Q: Didn't the Globe-Guardian report the rise of sport utility vehicles in one of its early FutureNews™ stories?
A: A hard-driving question. Yes, our interstate correspondent, Walter Walters, included a brief mention of the direction SUVs would take in a story which appeared in our July 1998 edition (New round of sales incentives initiated by U.S. carmakers). Near the end of his timely story, Walters noted that "None of the new programs apply to sport utility vehicle purchases, which collectively account for 75 percent of current Big Three sales." While SUV sales have not quite reached that level at this point in time, Walters' story was dated Aug. 1, 2003. Following the current trend, we may be right on the money.

Welcome. You've Got a Price Hike
Q:
America on Line plans to raise my unlimited dialup service to almost $24 a month starting in July. What can I do?
A: A connection defection question. Well, if you act quickly, you may be able hook up to one of the dwindling internet service providers still attempting to compete with AOL. I'm surfing the web via a locally-based ISP providing unlimited service for a mere $14.95 per month with no commitment for anything beyond the current month. Even more amazing, my ISP doesn't "limit" my service by disconnecting me every time I download a large file or walk away from the keyboard for a few minutes.
   
One of the cyberworld's great unsolved mysteries is why AOL continues to expand in the face of more economical and often less problem-plagued alternatives. Perhaps it's some strange sense of loyalty on the part of those who started with AOL and fear change.
    AOL says it needs the additional revenue to meet its growth targets and to help fund improvements in service. Personally, I think that a corporate entity with more than 28 million subscribers and the capacity to absorb something like Time-Warner doesn't really need to grow, but who could argue with service improvements funded by an additional income of $56 million a month?

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